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By Craig Shaw Gardner

"Guxx Unfufadoo is my identify. And killing wizards is my game!"

Thus spoke the scary rhyming demon, come from the Netherhells, to munch a number of the good Ebenezum.

Only it didn't particularly determine that manner. Ebenezum lived, cursed by means of Guxx with a potent curse that he may still henceforth be allergic to magic.

So Ebenezum and his hapless apprentice Wuntvor needs to trip to the town of Forbidden Delights to hunt a treatment. They locate the line fraught with peril and darkish magic, from tap-dancing dragons to enchanted chickens, slobbering trolls, winsome witches and sinister shrubbery.

It's as much as Wunt to determine them via, to utter the sounds of strength and communicate the spells that might insure their overall healthiness, wealth and persevered lifestyles. It in simple terms he might take into account the words...

"A lot of fun." (Christopher Stasheff)

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